A heist movie in Las Vegas set against the backdrop of a zombie apocalypse sounds like a great idea for a fun, action packed movie. But it’s not. Zack Snyder sprinkles his maudlin spell on…
S23: E3: Samaritan
- January 20, 2023
- Tagged as: Bragi Schut, Dascha Polanco, Dumpy the Dumpster, I'm Not Samaritan, Jared Odrick, Javon "Wanna" Walton, Jules Avery, Lead Singer of the Counting Crows Adam Duritz, Martin Starr, Netflix Productions, Pilou Asbaek, Rezo the Great, Samaritan, Sophia Tatum, Stream On, Sylvester Stallone
Sylvester Stallone stars in “Samaritan” as an aging man with supernatural powers. That sounds pretty good. But it is not very good. Join us as we discuss the career of one of the most celebrated…
S23: E2: Bright
- January 6, 2023
- Tagged as: David Ayer, Elves, Joel Edgerton, Magic Wands, Max Landis, Noomi Rapace, Orcs, Racism, Stream On, Will Smith
“Bright” is episode 2 of this season’s theme “Stream On”, featuring six movies made exclusively for streaming services. This movie has everything cops, racism, magic wands, orcs, gunfights, dragons, gang bangers, fairies, a guy in…
Lindsay Lohan triumphantly makes her return to feature films after a ten year absence in this Netflix original movie! If you liked the movie “Overboard”, then you’re gonna love recognizing this movie! Who is in…
We wrap up this season by wrapping up a Buddi doll as a special gift for you! Finally a remake that knows how to remake a franchise. This movie is full of everything you want…
Rob Zombie’s “Halloween” continues this season’s theme “Deja Ew” featuring 6 remakes of classic horror movie franchises. Finally there’s a movie that answers the question, “What if the movie “Halloween” was thirty minutes longer, filled…
Freddy Kruger returns in this remake of a movie that like most remakes didn’t need to be remade. And in this movie everything is bigger. The budget. The computer generated special effects. Ages of the…
S22: E3: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
- October 29, 2022
- Tagged as: Andrew Mryniarski, Cluck Co a Subsidiary of Oink Co, Deja Ew, Eric Balfour, Erica Leerhsen, Horn Stick Car Security System, Jessica Biel, Leatherface, Marcus Nispel, Monathan Tucker, Oink Co Home Security, R. Lee Ermey, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Tobe Hooper, Vagina Gun Holster
We head down to the rural roads of Texas to examine the remake of the 1947 horror classic “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.” This remake has everything you’d expect form a remake of this iconic movie…
S22: E2: Friday the 13th (2009)
- October 14, 2022
- Tagged as: Camp Crystal Lake, Chewie not the one from Star Wars, Deja Ew, Derek Mears, Final Chapter is the best of the series by far, Friday the 13th, Inters like Garrett should get paid more than school credit, Is anybody reading these tags?, Jared Padalecki, Jason Voorhees, Julianna Guill, Naked Wakeboarding, Seriously the guy who played Trent is named Travis Van Winkle, Why isn't it raining more in this movie?
Pack your camping gear and let’s head off to Crystal Lake for the second outing of this season’s theme “Deja Ew” featuring 6 remakes of iconic movies that begat horror movie franchises. Jason Voorhees returns…
“The Amityville Horror” tells the story of the most famous haunted house in the United States. The 2005 remake of the 70s era classic film is exactly what you think it would be…terrible. Join us…