“Fantasy Island” wraps up Season 12’s six movies all based on TV Shows. Michael Pena, Maggie Q & Lucy Hale headline this PG-13 Blumhouse Productions’ adaptation of the classic late 70’s and early 80’s ensemble…
S12: E5: Tales from the Crypt presents: Bordello of Blood
- August 14, 2020
- Tagged as: Angie Everhart, Aubrey Morris, Bob Gale, Bordello of Blood, Cha Cha, Chris Carandon, Chubbie O'Toole, Corey Feldman, Crypt Keeper, Dennis Miller, Gilbert Adler, John Kassir, Mad Magazine, Not Corey Haim, Phil Fondacaro, Robert Zemeckis, Tales from the Crypt, Vampier Hookers, Whoopi Goldberg, William M. GAines, William Sadler
Dennis Miller and Angie Everheart headline the frightfully delightful and terribly campy “Tales from the Crypt presents: Bordello of Blood”. Everhart gives it her all and Dennis Miller couldn’t care less. But you are in…
S12: E4: The Dukes of Hazzard
- July 31, 2020
- Tagged as: Ben Jones, Broken Lizard's The Dukes of Hazzard, Burt Reynolds, Catherine Bach, David Koechner, Denver Pyle, Dukes of Hazzard, General Lee, James Best, Jay Chandrasekhar, Jay Rushing, Jessica Simpson, John Schnider, Johnny Knoxville, Linda Carter, M.C. Gainey, Moonrunners, Nikki Griffin, Sean William Scott, Sorrel Brooke, The Dukes of Hazzard, The General Lee, Tom Wopat, Willie Nelson
“The Dukes of Hazzard” is EP4 of 6 movies inspired by TV shows. The folks behind this movie took all the family friendly charm of the hit TV show and replaced it mostly with sex…
Dan Aykroyd plays Joe Friday, the nephew of Joe Friday played by Jack Webb from the classic TV series “Dragnet”. This movie also stars American treasure Tom Hanks as the wise-cracking partner and American sleazeball…
Will Smith, Kevin Kline, Kenneth Branagh and Selma Hayek (for about 5 minutes) star in this big screen adaptation of the 1960’s sci-fi western mashup “The Wild Wild West”. It’s got gadgets and gizmos a…
“As Seen on TV” is the theme for Season 12 featuring 6 movies all inspired by television shows. Kicking things off is “The Avengers” movie that you’re not thinking about right now. This one stars…
S11: E6: Armageddon
- June 5, 2020
- Tagged as: Aerosmith, America Fuck Yeah, Armageddon, Asteroids from Space, Ben Affleck, Billy Bob Thornton, Bruce Willis, Charlton Heston, Deep Impact, Eddie Griffin, Keith David, Liv Tyler, Michael Bay, Michael Clarke Duncan, Movie Twins, Owen Wilson, Peter Stormare, Shawnee Smith, Smart People Are Stupid, Steve Buscemi, That Guy in the Leather Jacket, Udo Kier, Will Patton, William Fichtner
The season finale features Earth in the path of a giant space rock and a team of astronauts must risk their lives to destroy it to save all humanity. No, it’s not “Deep Impact”. It’s…
S11: E5: Terminator: Dark Fate
- May 21, 2020
- Tagged as: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Car's Draperies, Drapist, El Terminator, English, Gabriel Luna, Granny Connor, I Won't Be Back, I'll Be Back, James Cameron, Linda Hamilton, Mackenzie Davis, Matti Viisainen, Natalia Reyes, Old Man Arnold, Spanglish, Spanish, Terminator, Terminator Dark FAte, The Future is Bleak, Tim Miller, Time Travel Doesn't Work That Way, Time Travel Naked
Arnold is back in this sequel to T2 that ignores all other Terminator sequels that came before it. Skynet was destroyed but somehow the future is still full of time-traveling robots with a blood lust…
William Shatner stars in this 1977 classic monster movie about tarantulas taking over a small town in Arizona and then…the world? Can a drunken sheriff, drunken mayor and drunken veterinarian and big city college scientists…
Looking for the “Words Dad Ever” in a movie? We have a contender. It’s Tom Cruise in Steven Spielberg’s 2005 remake of “War of the Worlds”. Aliens attack earth and kill all humans until they…