It’s time to travel to the uncanny valley with the disastrously box office bomb “Mars Needs Moms”. This was the movie that convinced Robert Zemeckis to stop producing computer animated movies starring dead eyes humans….

Dennis Miller and Angie Everheart headline the frightfully delightful and terribly campy “Tales from the Crypt presents: Bordello of Blood”. Everhart gives it her all and Dennis Miller couldn’t care less. But you are in…