What if “It’s a Wonderful Life” & “Jaws” were mashed up into a movie that sort of takes place at Christmas? And it had a Bigfoot. And practicing furries, those weirdos in adult animal costumes…

“Conan the Barbarian” wraps up this season of remakes and reboots. There’s a lot to unpack in this tale of warriors, witches, swords, revenge, hookahs, Coors Light, hot wings and the Edgar Winter Group rock…